I don't understand why parents see fit to lie to their children about one of the most natural occurences in life.
(Other natural occurences include bowel movements, peeing in the bush and spending all your money in sales).
I for one, am already prepared in the event that I produce offspring and that one of them is fortunate enough to be lucid.
I have my answer all planned. I will not lie to my progeny, I wish to be a good mother. I will bite the bullet and explain the truth to my child.
Child: Mommy, where do babies come from?
Me: Well, my dearly beloved, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very, very much, they go to the Prefectural Office and fill out some forms and pay stamp duty and wait nine months.
Then, after nine months they go to the hospital where the stork drops off the brand new baby!
See? It wasn't so hard, parents, don't lie to your innocent Babes in the wood. Tell them the truth!
Frooples
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