This is Froopert. I hope you all did not miss me too much. I went to Tobago to peruse a job opportunity. I am sure that Frooples has already enlightened you on this. It seems however, that I am not fisherman material. Sadly, I was not accepted by the smelly, stink, missing teeth old men who made up the team. I was told that my fishing , crabbing and pacro-picking skills were not up to par and I would not be considered for the position. They did promise however, to keep my application on file in case there are any other openings in the next six months.
It seems I am still unemployed. I did learn valuable skills that will surely benefit me in my life as a whole so don't feel too sorry for me. I learnt how to light a fire with two stones, even if they are wet, how to turn my own urine into drinking water and how to show a woman in a very disrespectful manner, that you think she has a sweet arse.
So, ladies and gents, I have returned. Please feel free to greet me in disrespectful ways since I am now equipped to respond in a like manner.
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Hey thur Froopert. Y'all ar bak. So's I. i went tuh the traler park in aligater lane tuh visit my lady fren. I had tuh take me a vaycayshun after wittlin' them thur teets fur ratnesh moter.them tings waz the WORS I's never had such a hard tym wittlin in my life! tank god itz over. i ended up losin my rite tumb nale to cuz uh dem teets.
ratnesh moter yous kin git yer teets at don's cement pond down by aligater lane but carful fur dem gaters.
never agin
nevr
Hey Earl! Welcome back! I understand Frooples and the rest of the gang really missed you! A lot more than me! Hope you had a great time!
Please consider this an official request to please consider Earl's feelings and health and DO NOT ask for any teets to be made until he specifies that he is ready to resume work.
Thank you,
Froopert
Ok earl,
i go meet you later to collek the teet.
i real sorry you dee ha a hard time wit dem.
My Dearest Darling Precious Froopert!
You have returned to my awaiting arms!
You cannot know how I missed the sweet sound of your lilting voice.
My heart wanted to ache with your loss, but it hasn't been beating these past few days.
I have sorely missed you my sweet.
I am at a loss to understand why you, a noblewoman would need to get a job, but I am too overjoyed at the moment at your return!
I almost feel as if I don't need my pills, when I have such joy and relief wafting all around me!
Count Ruprecht
FROOPERT!!!!!
You came back! I'm almost as happy as the Count! LOL
He's been sorely missing you btw.
I'm sorry to hear you didn't have what it took to be a fisherman. Oh well, next time, ne?
With all my chickens!
Frooples
AYE DIS IZ RATNESH.
aYE GYUL. I REAL MISS YOU GYUL. I REAL WANTED TO CHECH FUH YUH IN TOBAGO, BUT I DIDN HA' NO MORNEY TO BUY A BOAT TICKET AND COME.
I REAL GLAD YOU COM BAC, I CUDN;T NAH STAND YUH SISTA, FINALLY DIS BLOG GO BE GOOD AGAYN.
I HOPE U MARK MORE IN DE BLog>
i does LIKE WHEN YOU TALK,
I CUD PASS AND PICK U UP LATER AND WE GO GO OUT. IT HAV A NEW CHINEE RESTAURNT DONG DE ROAD.
Welcome back Froopert
Is that huge boat the fishing boat you worked on?
Welcome back!
Hey Lizzie, no, I didn't make it to the boat :( They said I was not good enough to come aboard. I just watched from a distance, sad and sulking. :'(
FROOPLES, PLEASE LOVE ME BACK. I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU.
Charles Anoneemuz - NO!!
I will not love you back!
Go and find a shrink and get yourself fixed, and then go and get yourself spayed and then go and build and igloo in the Arctic and live out the rest of your days there.
Frooples
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