On behalf of Earl the Whittler, I hereby announce that due to the severity and degree of difficulty which Earl encountered while preparing a set of mastication devices for a certain "Ratnesh's Mother", he will not be able to fill any orders until further notice.
Please be advised that we will update you as soon as Earl has informed us that he has resumed taking and filling orders.
Thank you in advance for your continued support and consideration.
Froopert
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tank yous veri much froopert. i's apreshiate it
You're very welcome Earl. I sincerely hope you resume your pratice soon as I am sure there are many persons who are waiting to place orders.
Awww,
Poor Earl.
Well, Earl, I hope your haitus leaves you refreshed and relaxed.
Lot's of us are waiting patiently for you to begin whittling again...
Kadhine
THIS IS RatNESH mudda.
AYe!
the teeth real nice!
earl is a telented man.
i so glad i order the teet from he!
i could mash up chicken bone and thing like when i was a young girl. i ent eat fry channa in so long eh, and yesterday i eat two bowl. fuss i was glad i could chew it! i make the channa mehself.. i put nice gyarlik and thing in it. i go sen' some for earl and allu gyurls too ok?
thanks eh earl, i real satisfy with the teet
THIS IS RATNESH.
AYE EARL< I WANT TO SAY MEH MUDDA LOOKING 15 YEARS YONGER WITH THEM TEET.
EVERYBODY REAL GLAD SHE GET DEM.
YOU IS A REAL BOSS. JUSS LIKE FROOPERT.
FROOPLES IS A WASSE AH TIME DOH.
Ratnesh, why you always have to attack Frooples?
She didn't do anything to you...
it's very ungentlemanly!
Why don't you follow The Count's and Earl's example?
So dis hiars yur cuzn Buck.
Iz myddy proud of my cozin Earl. Hees the man! WOOT!
Tonite weez gonna fire up the barbekew and have us a par-dee!
Alls yu'alls invited!
Don't be late now yuh heer!
Cusn Buck
OK< I go bring the fry channa and i go make some curry mango and aloo pie and nice chutney.
i go make ratnesh ketch some crab in the ravine and i go curry dat and all.
if he could get some konks too i go boojay dong that an all.
i hope evrybody cud eat peppa.
WOO HOO! A party!
Count us in!
We'll bring some red wine, a few bags of chips and dip and some Romanian beers.
Did someone say Party?!?!?
Yeah! I need a party.
I'm coming. I'll bring dessert.
Froopert, what you're bringing?
Frooples
Hey there Earl, hurry up and come out of your rest period because my wife's niece's father-in-law's sister's husband's grandmother really needs some teeth quick. She has this obsession with buying those mixed nuts in the shells and we're pretty sure she'll wear out her gum soon if she doesn't get some teeth.
Let me know when I can place my order.
Frooples, I think you're very pretty. MUY MUY BONITA :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
I will bring jello and cheesecake! I hope everyone likes that!
Ratnesh, STOP VISITING US! I do not like you and I like you even less because you keep attacking my poor sister.
Do you want Earl to hog-tie your @$$ and give you the $%&^#$ whooping that you obviously deserve? If I see you on here again, I will ask our dear friend Earl to teach you how to talk to a lady and how to have respect!
Ricardo, are you married? I hope you meant that last comment as justa compliment to my sister and NOT a come-on...
Froopert
Frooples, why won't you answer me? Do you want me to buy you wooden teeth? I will do anything!!!
Ratnesh Mudda, I can't eat pepper, you go put mine one side nah.
This hairs y'all cuzin buck. i jus wans tell all y'all ladys tha i'll be happee tuh help my couzn Earl tuh teech that boy some manners. hes gots tuh lern how to poperlee adres ah lady.
Ratnesh i dun talkd tuh you once. i aint gon say it agin. you gon lern a lesn boy! my cusin Buck n i is comn tuh teech yous some manners. y'all bedder wach out cuz it kin hapn anytime.
* Thank you Earl and Cuznn Buck, This Ratnesh is a real pest. I believe I will have to ask you to intervene on my behalf..
* Mr. Ricardo Alvarez etc etc etc Perez.
Thank you for your compliment. But please don't think that just because I replied to you that I will marry you and have your babies.
* CHARLES ANONEEMUZ THE THREE.
GOODNESS GRACIOUS!!! TAKE YOUR BI-POLAR BEEHIND OFF TO A DOCTOR AND STOP BOTHERING ME!!!!
With all my chickens,
Frooples
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