Tuesday, 13 January 2009

Coconut water?

When I was little, a lot of people used to call heads "coconut". For example, if one would fall thereupon, someone may say "uh oh- Yuh buss yuh coconut?" which translated in English means- "I'm so sorry you hit/bust your head."

Today I was told by someone very dear to me, that my head is filled with coconut water. He did not mean it as a joke. Does that mean that my half-brain has passed the "turned to mush" stage of a green coconut so that it is now a dry coconut? And if such is the case, does it also suggest that my head/coconut is hard?

Just FYI, telling someone their head is hard in TT means they're an idiot. So my head is hard like a dry coconut and filled with coconut water, also like a dry coconut.

Makes you think, doesn't it? Unfortunately, it's not possible to think with coconut water so it doesn't make me think at all.


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Anonymous said...

Finally you posted something. I've been waiting for you to say something.

I don't want to hear what your fat sister has to say. She only talks about toilets anyhow. I want to hear what YOU have to say. I miss you.

Can you send me a lock of your hair? Or I can come pick it up. Give me your address so I can come and get the hair. I don't want to put my address here, because I don't want any weirdos knowing where I live.

What's that brown thing you showed in your post? I recognise the green coconut. But that brown hard thing?
Is it a type of coconut too? I couldn't understand exactly what your were saying in your post, but that's ok.

Just to hear your sweet melodious voice is enough for me ... For the moment.
When I come to get the hair, we'll talk for hours and hours.

I need my pills.
and don't forget to


Kadhine said...

What about tying a coconut tree on your head? Do you remember saying things like that?
You should tie a coconut tree and show us - I'd love to see it again.
Nice blog, not too funny though, keep trying, practice makes perfect.

Frooples & Froopert said...

Anonymous, i can't send you my hair because I'll have to cut it and it's already short. Also you're crazy b/c we never talked so how do you know I have a sweet melodious voice? FYI, I have a deep voice like a man.

You still didn't tell me what your pills are for. I hope it's not for prostate or anything because my sister Frooples had a stalker who was OLD. I don't like old guys, they smell funny.

Kadhine, I will tie a coconut tree as soon as I can.


Frooples & Froopert said...

BTW Anonymus, the brown thing is also a coconut, but a dry/old one.

Anonymous said...

Dearest sweetest Froopert,
I don't care if u have a man's voice, I still love you. It's melodious to me, in my dreams we spend all day just holding hands and talking sweet nothings to each other... You are my soul mate.

I am the only man in this world who cares about you - you NEED me. I can make you happy.

Are you very healthy? I am not - u can take care of me when I am bedridden. You can empty my bad pan and change my diapers.

You can also go and get my pills for me from the hospital dispensary.

We will be so happy together. I can't wait for us to be together!

If your hair is too short to give me, what about your armpit hair? You can give me them when You trim them.
Yours forever.