Sunday, 18 January 2009

A Haiku

I think I have two confirmed stalkers.
Earl the Whittler - who has forgotten me in his money making frenzy,
and Anoneemuz - an arrogant imbicile.

My sister Froopert, has one (a very un-dead sounding character) and it seems a new wet-behind-the-ears-whelp has popped up.

I think this calls for some poetry.
I don't like poetry, It doesn't stir my soul or anything.
But a haiku is the only way I know how to express my feelings in this case.

(btw, the photo is me in Kyoto Costume Museum, dressed as a Heian Noblewoman)

so hear goes...

Boys, get lives and stop
stalking me. Just read the blog.
Don't get all weird. Thanks.


Your haikus are welcome too - it must be directed to the stalkers however.

The photo I took in Kyoto's Fushimi Inari Shrine, Japan.
The movie I took in Kyoto's Fushimi Inari Shrine, Japan.

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Kadhine said...

Frooples this post was really nice. You looked lovely in your costume.
I want to visit Japan one day.

Here's my Haiku:

"Earl the teeth are great.
Count you scare me a little.
Anoneemuz...sigh. "

Anonymous said...

Aye gyul,
Whey your sister?
Tell she for meh nah, that I go be waiting for she outside the junior sec tomorrow.

Frooples & Froopert said...

I beg your pardon Anonymous.
Who are you? And why should I be giving my sister messages on your behalf? What is your name?
And why would you be outside a junior sec waiting for her? She doesn't have any business with a Junior Secondary School. I believe you are commenting on the wrong blog.

Frooples & Froopert said...

This is Froopert here. WHO ARE YOU? Are you insane??? Why would a big 22 year old donkey be by a JUNIOR SEC? And WHY would I want to get a drop from YOU? You sound like a rell coolie. I don't like coolie boys eh so you better stop "checkin fuh mih".


JijiN3k0 said...

Hey Froopert, that guy is DEFINITELY a Trini.

Stupid Coolie boy,
Please leave my pardners alone,
You are really lame.

Lionus said...

You guys' site is really weird.

Frooples & Froopert said...

Thanks Lionus.

Frooples & Froopert said...


You told me to take up Count on his offer but I think he's mistaking me for someone else. He obviously has been alive or at least "around" for quite a long time and speaks as if we know each other.

He freaks me out- He sounds like he will take me to his dark gloomy castle where we can spend our nights going to plays and operas while sharing a coffin during the days...

Come to think of it, that doesn't sound too bad.


Anonymous said...


Why are you so mean to me? All I want to do is be your one and only. I am not old. I am only 31. I am very well off and can give you a life that will keep you safe from every other person. You will never have to deal with people again.

You will be able to stay in my penthouse all the days of your life. You will never have to leave! I can do all your shopping for you and you can be a lady of leisure who stays at home all day. Wouldn't you love that!?

Please be mine Frooples,

Anoneemuz Hansen III

Frooples & Froopert said...

I am truly sorry, but I am NOT the woman for you.
I never gave you or anyone else the impression that I wanted to be protected from "everyone".

I have no desire to be locked away in anyone's apartment - no matterhow gorgeous.
I prefer to do my own shopping thank you.

I do not mean to be cruel, but you are a maniac, go back to the older posts and read your comments - you blow hot and cold. I thnk you are bi-polar.

Instead of stalking women, I strongly suggest that you go to a psychaiatrist (somehow I feel I didn't spell that right) and get yourself checked out.


Anonymous said...

Iz me. Wham to all yuh?? All yuh eh know hoo I iz or wat??

My name is Ratnesh Preetum Toteelalsingh. Oh ho.

I real orn like corn. All yuh don't know how coolie man is the best or wat?!

I condukking the baddest green ban' maxi yuh hear? *steups*

All yuh gyuls like only white man, well, all yuh should know to stick to allu own type.

Anyhow, Froopert, You ent see what a REAL man is yet.
I go make you change your mind.

by the way, meh mudda have fryball eh, but none ah all yuh ent even CARE bout she! Thais WHY all yuh cyar get ah man to marrid allu.

You have to respect the man parents!!
My mudda is QUEEN! When we marrid Froopert, you go see what a real woman SUPPOSE to be like.


I gone.

Frooples & Froopert said...

Goodness Gracious me.

Ratnesh boy, what brand of coconut oil you using? Like it rancid and it making you high.

And for your information, I am atracted to ASIAN men, so don't be accusing me of anything with caucasians (not that anything wrond with caucasions, of course :D ).

How old are you Ratnesh? You sounding like you still living with your mother. Is she still washing your underwear and wiping your backside?


Abi said...

Oh boy all yuh poor women and these crazy stalkers. What's a gal to do!

Kadhine said...

Yes Abi!
I feel sorry for them...