Thursday, 15 January 2009

Stupid Cash Register

Today I slammed my fingers in the drawer of a cash register.

Am I an idiot?

Or was the cash register conspiring against me since I called it a stupid, useless, pathetic excuse for an overgrown, retarded, unnecessarily large and over-glorified calculator?

Froopert

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16 comments:

Kadhine said...

I used a cash register once, I was helping out my friend in her store.
I made quite a few mistakes too.

I'm sorry if my trying to buy something from Mr. Anonymus is offending your sister.

It's just that this is the only place I can contact him, since he won't give me his address.
I hope u don't mind.

Anonymous said...

Oh my darling,

If I wasn't so sick right now, I would come to you and kiss your finger and make it all better.

I'll do anything to hear your voice one more time....

Are you a cashier in a grocery? Where is that grocery - give me the address and I will come visit you.

Your true love,
Anonimus.

JijiN3k0 said...

Hey Anonymous, what are you sick with?

Frooples & Froopert said...

Hi Anonimus, I work in my Boyfriend's restaurant part time for now and I'm sure it's not in the same country that you are in.

What are you sick with? If you kiss my finger, will I catch it? You are the same guy who is taking the pills right? I ask because my sister seems to have multiple persons stalking her and she seems to be confusing them and they are getting angry because they think they are the only man in her life blah blah blah and all that usual strange stuff.

Froopert

Frooples & Froopert said...

@ Kadhine, please do not apologize since it seems my sister (or maybe me) has scared off the crazy whittling guy. He has not visited us in some time and I think he has stopped reading our blog because he is offended or something.

Anonymous said...

I's right here.

Frooples & Froopert said...

Amm... Oh, ok. Well ammm.... Welcome back ammm... Sir.

Anonymous said...

Yeh well y'all kin call me Earl. That rite thur's my name. My hole name is Earl Buck Bobby Jimmy Bo Kinkade. My frens cal me Bucky but I like y'all so y'all kin call me Earl.

Kadhine, I aint dun whitlin them thur teeths fer yu jus yet. Kin yu gi me 2 mor daze?

Anonymous said...

My dearest one, my immortal Froopert,

I have been shamed into revealing my true identity.
My name is Count Ruprecht Lestat Bathory Tepes von Khevenhuller. Yes, my dearest, I am of noble blood.

Unfortunately, I am deathly ill at the moment and bedridden. I hope you can find the strength to carry on alone until we can be united once more...

Your sweet voice haunts me in my dreams, I cannot wait until our undying love can be once more consummated.

My heart would palpitate with excitement at finally finding you again, if only it was alive enough to do so.
Never fear my love, with my pills, I will be strong again, and we can be united once more... Forever...

Yours for all eternity,
Ruprecht.

Kadhine said...

Hello Earl,
I am happy to know your name. I can most certainly give you two more days to complete my teeth.
Give me your address, so I can come pick it up.
I will have the payment in cash, ready to hand over, as soon as we meet.

To Mr. Charles etc Hansen the third.

I do not understand why you see fit to abuse me. I haven't done anything to deserve this. I apologise for insulting your name and your mother.

I hope you will understand that I am a woman and not interested in Frooples in any way. Please let us forgive each other now and move on with our lives.

This blog is finally getting funny and I would like to continue reading it. However I would like for us not to be bickering in the comment section. I hope you can understand and agree with my sentiments.

Kadhine.

lind.baba said...

Count Ruprecht - wow!
I never had such "close" contact with nobility before!
It's very exciting to be commenting on the same blog with a Count!

Mr Earl,
I am considering buying a pair of your wooden teeth. Are you available to make a pair for me too? I think your price of $200.00 is fair. Let me know if you can make it.

regards,
lind.baba

Abi said...

Come on people what de hell is a cash register?

JijiN3k0 said...

A device to register cash apparently.

Anonymous said...

Kadhine,

I am glad that you have seen the error of your ways and have decided to go down a new and improved path of making new friends. I will allow you to be my acquaintance henceforth. You may call me Anoneemuz.

Frooples, where are you? You have not been responding for some time now. Are you ill? I have many friends in the medical field and will be happy and most capable of providing you with free medical service. Would you like me to organize this for you?

I so hope you are not ill. I miss you.

Charles Anoneemuz Hansen III

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